December 2011
174 posts
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
flux-- asked: AND IF YOUR BALLS OF STEEL HAVE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN YOUR PIPE, I'VE GOT SOME 'KY' TIME TO OPEN OPEN OPEN WIDEEEEE